before i start a caveat*: i dress like a fucking bum for work every day. there's no such thing as business casual here, despite my office-bitchness. today, for example, i have NOT showered (i did last night), i'm wearing a baggy cursive hoodie, 3/4 length pants, black vans, no socks and i'm listening to black flag right now.
so, i work in a fashion-relaxed environment and i enjoy it BUT i do not enjoy the fact that other people in the automotive industry seem to enjoy their fashion-relaxed work environments a little too much. take pat**, for example, pat's a good guy generally speaking; he's in here a lot and spends a lot of money. spending money makes the higher-ups happy so they don't care that he comes in wearing sweat pants and is...
...ALWAYS VISIBLY HALF-HARD!!
it is so fucking gross. i HATE that i can see the head of this decidedly unattractive man's penis all the time. wear underwear and jerk off before you leave the house or something...
gross! gross! gross!
thus concludes today's saga of the half-hard man but i know he'll be back and i am NOT excited about it...
xo michelle.
*i know someone who uses that word all the time and i love it and never use it so i'm stealing it for this post...
** his name has NOT been changed to protect his anonymity.
*** yes, i realise in the photo the man is not hard and then fully hard but you get the idea. "half erect penis" search might not have gotten me anything...
2 comments:
Haha! Yeah, jogging pants and an unfurnished basement are a deadly combination.
Oh yeah, maybe you can shed some light on this: guys always get off when they can see lots of boob and even some nipple. Why are girls usually turned off by packages? What's the deal?
i don't think it's that girls are turned off by packages; i know i personally find a nice penis to be a thing of beauty...
mostly it's the surprise factor. 'surprise! here's my dick!' isn't always the best approach. ESPECIALLY when you didn't ask to see it.
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