i have spent some time with my television recently. we hadn't seen eachother for a while. for a while we weren't really getting along to well. tonight i buried the hatchet, turned the stereo off, put my maximum rock'n'roll down and absorbed into my couch for a day (or almost a day) of much music. here's what i learned:
jessica and ashlee (ashlee? why not ashley) simpson are evil, evil, evil. evil, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid girls. i know everyone knows this. duh, how could you not? you'd have to be evil and stupid. but here's the thing...
i can't look away. i am afraid that if i blink i might miss a moment of stupidity and feel totally out of place with my pop-culture loving peer group. it's like a car crash. you don't want to look because you know there are intestines all over the highway but you can't help yourself...they aren't your intestines.
on tonight's episode of jessica: she ate some tuna.
on tonight's episode of ashlee: she signed some cd's and complained about how hard her life is. poor baby was tired.
and i watched this shit for an hour...more than an hour if you count pimp my ride and all the other shit. me and my cosmo magazine can now fit in at parties. we know about the "chicken of the sea" and why it's the funniest thing ever. and i was busy reading about cool bands, i am so glad i got over that one.
i was worried there for a second.
xo alice
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