crime pays...it just doesn't pay me...

ok well maybe crime doesn't pay...in the end you could end up getting caught and becoming someone's prison bitch...

unless that's what you want; in which case crime would totally pay!

crime theory aside...

i have recently been the victim of a crime...in fact, i was the victim of a white collar and perhaps victimless crime...or at least i am not the typical victim of said crime...

allow me to explain: today i was sent to the bank with our daily deposit. part of that deposit was 3 $50 bills one of which i was soon to discover was fake.

so, if the counterfit bill was the crime then how am i the victim...it's not my money right? right, it isn't but i am the one who has to come back to the office, break the news that we have, collectively, just eaten $50 and then get yelled at.

i was a victim of classic messenger homicide. fucking sucks! i hate being yelled at and i hate it even more when i didn't do anything wrong...

and christ man, it's only $50...it's not like it was $1000 in counterfit bills. jeebies!

anyhow, that is all.

xo alice.