how does one, ie: me, give a blowjob over msn chat without feeling like a complete tool?
ok. wait...there should probably be some back story here right?
so if you look a few posts ago i was all swoony over this boy sending me cute little comments over myspace. well, cute little comments have turned into bizarre fucking conversations on msn and last night i TOTALLY missed the cybersex boat...
blame it on booze (which is what i am doing) and lack of sleep (which i am also doing) but no matter which way you look at it i totally missed the fucking boat...and i think it could have been a hot boat...
so i guess the questions that i have for all y'all out there in internet with perhaps more...eh...experience than me are:
a) can we back to this place again?...i think he was a little annoyed at my inability to pick up on the innuendo and then when he can can out and said 'blow me?...conversationally, i mean...' i mistook this to mean, 'we need to have conversation so good that it's like a blowjob'...yeah, fuck, i was tired ok...
and
b) how do you do that without feeling cheesy or worrying that your mom/roommate/etc doesn't walk in while you've got one hand on the keyboard and the other hand in strike zone...?
and
c) (and this is where alice the 'self-conscious to a fault freak' comes in) how do i know this isn't some fucking joke...i mean, there is a possibility that i could meet this guy. even if we never arrange to meet we could bump into each other somewhere, get to talking, figure out the connection, etc...so, what if i am sitting there verbally sucking his cock and he and his roommates are sitting around the computer smoking a joint and laughing at me?
well?
and without all this...and the thing that is the weirdest to me...
i really want to give it a shot...
xo alice.
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I have no idea. I never understood phonesex either. We live in a bizarre world.
Dunno who you are and you don't know who I am. That being said, I feel free to be pretty open and blunt.
If you don't plan on meeting this guy (which you've already said you may), you can say anything you feel like saying. Granted, if you ever run for public office, you may come to regret things you've said (no pun intended).
However, as one with Puh-lenty of experience with this subject, here's my $0.02. If ya wanna hook up with this guy, for more than just sex, don't do it. Make him get to know you first, get to know him better. you're right, he (or she?) may be sitting around just pulling your leg, egging you on to see how far he can get you to go. He may also be in danger of his wife/mommy walking in on him, as well. Ya just never know, till ya see 'em and get to know 'em.
Yer living in cyber-land. Enjoy a cyber-relationship. Anything beyond that, ya gotta live by real-life rules. You willing to give this guy what he wants if you were to meet him at a restaurant or at a library or someplace? If so, go for it! have fun, make him beg!
If not, wait. Don't give in. You'll find out if he's interested in more than just your typing abilities.
Bottom line: if yer gonna meet, wait. If yer not, lock the bedroom door and go for it!
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