so a couple of weeks ago leah and eli happened to be walking past my house when they noticed that one of my neighbours had a visible pornography collection.
i hadn't seen it and i was pretty much convinced that it didn't exist. i thought they got the wrong street or something...
BUT I SAW IT!
I SAW IT!
i was coming home this afternoon and i saw it!
and i also saw a treadmill. so here's what i figure: these boys work out staring at porn hoping HOPING if they use the treadmill and it makes them all hot, ripped and in excellent cardiac shape they'll get to fuck girls that look like that and show of their stamina!
or, if they work out then they get to jerk off?
tell me boys? why hang naked pictures of girls on your living room wall for all walking-past strangers to see?
either way, i got a good laugh so thanks leah and eli for giving me a laugh...or for pointing out a place where a laugh was...:D
m.
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I personally keep my porn online.
and I think the treadmill is there for show.
much like the porn.
it says, "we, men."
(or I suppose, "we, lesbians." NOT to be heterosexist or anything ;) )
hahaha! i'm glad you finally saw it, michelle! i wonder how my roommate would respond if i was to decorate our place with porn. we *are* lacking pictures on the wall. hmmmm...
no need to worry about heterosexism in this case, eli-two boys live there.
leah, i say do it! put porn up all over the place!
I agree with Eli, open shows of pornography are supposed to show how horny and masculine you are. To other guys, it's supposed to be like, "yo, we both like girls, sweeeet," and to girls it's supposed to be like, "man, I'm so horny I need naked photos of women up all the time, or I'd explode or something."
and what? i'm suppose to swoon and knock on the door because i am so impressed with their virility?
Um, I never said it was effective.
i'm sure it is for some girls...
I guess. Can you imagine making out on the guy's couch, and having airbrushed girls with implants, staring seductively down at you?
oh man, that would be SOOOOO rad. SUCH a turn-on...
*purr
:)
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