so ok, there are a coupla things i don't understand about porn. literally two. there are a lot of things about pornography that don't appeal to me but that i understand them as being part of fetish. here are the things i don't get:
1) why do they leave their shoes on? and what's so attractive about a girl in 7 inch platform stilettos?
think about it this way, if your fucking someone wearing shoes and you don't dig the pain of a stiletto digging into your back then why? in certain positions my feet are everywhere, i couldn't imagine how annoyed i'd be if incumbered by shoes...and y'know what, those shoes are HEAVY!
2) performing oral sex on a strap-on.
intellectually i totally get it but i just can't get past that...i always fast forward through that part.
anyways, i'm blogging about porn because i'd rather keep my mind on things that are superficially baffling than things that are actually baffling to me.
oh, and winter is here...
and my car has frozen itself into a block of ice just in case i hadn't noticed that i was winter.
m.
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I agree, stiletto's are not hot in bed. What if one of them got lodged in the poor girl's backside during missionary? Or the guy jammed his knee on one during the doggy style segment?
Same with oral sex on a strap-on. Too much potential for injury. One minute two girls are having a little innocent fun in bed, the next minute one of them's knocked out with a severe 12" dildo concussion.
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