this is silly isn't it? so many posts in one day...hmm...and i don't feel myself slowing down at all...
anyhow, i have been annoyed by three things of late:
1) dear hipster bitch serving me cake at cafe mosaics,
i was in your establishment at approximately 8:30pm on saturday, june 4th, 2005 with three of my friends. we came in excited to fill the empty spaces in our lives with chocolate cake and good conversation.
i was happy to be there, i was enjoying my cake and conversation and the music. i didn't, however, know what the band was so i asked you. now, i know sweetie, that you're cooler than me. i've seen you at show surrounded by all the people with more expensive jeans and cooler jackets than me but seriously hun, all i did was ask you what the song was...don't be an asshole.
thanks for your time,
michelle kennedy
2) dear edmontonians,
to those of you living and/or driving in the west end go back to drivers training school! i swear that if another one of you motherfuckers makes me slam on my breaks because you've swerved in front of me or think it's clever to cut me off i am going to get out my car at the next lights and kill you. all i am trying to do is listen to music, eat and talk on the phone in safety. are you trying to fucking kill me?
oh, and to all of you who take the freeway with me to and from work please keep the following in mind: the speed limit is 80km/h...40km/h is an unsafe speed at which to drive and i will ride your ass all the way home if i have to!
thanks,
michelle kennedy
3) dear michelle kennedy,
why are you so messy at work? you're asked to do a simple job: pour off this 55gal drum into 4gal pails, put lids on the pails and put them on the shelf. why do you have to spill shit everywhere, get it all over yourself and the floor and make it a dangerous and slippery task to move the pails from the spot in which they're filled to the spot in which they live? huh? why, michelle, why?
ah well, at least i can get a cool photo out of it.
end rant,
michelle.
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