girls are terrible people

so my little sister (rachel) has this friend called jessica*. she is a terrible fucking cunt of a girl.

upon first appearence she seems like a nice enough girl. it's an ACT!

on monday, wednesday and friday she picks my sister up for school and (without fail) wakes me up in the process talking at nightclub volume about how much money she has or how annoyed she is because she couldn't take the mercedes that morning...ASSHAT!

so yesterday morning she comes to fetch rachel and wakes me up in the process. in the car from my house to the university she proceeds to whine about how

'there's this boy! he's so cute and i really like him. he doesn't seem to like me. i am so depressed. i have never been in this situation. they always like me...i ALWAYS get to reject them!...'

at this point i'd be done. that would be all i could handle. i would tell her to stop whining and kick her in the teeth. but no, she doesn't stop there. she looks directly at my sister and says, with full conviction:

'rachel, how do you deal with boys not liking you? aren't you depressed all the time?'

if i hadn't kicked her in the teeth before that i certainly would have at that point. that little cuntface is NEVER coming back in my house. EVER!

girls are terrible!

xxx m.

* yep. jessica is her real name. i am calling the bitch out!