theft

alright,
so it appears that all i feel like doing today is stealing clever things i read and posting them on my blog.

meh...here's another.

i stole this from the may 2005 edition of spin magazine. yes, i know spin is trash but i wish i was sleeping with conor oberst so...

SEVEN TELLTALE SIGNS YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS SLEEPING WITH CONOR OBERST

1. your desaparecidos cd is missing-again.
2. asks if "conor" is spelt with two n's or one as she's updating her blog.
3. expresses interest in seeing carhenge, nebraska's all-automobile re-creation of stonehenge.
4. wants to know what, exactly, a "cornhusker" is required to do.
5. thinks bright eyes isn't such a bad band name
6. calls digital ash in a digital urn "the next OK computer"
7. wants to know who the hell that bitch emmylou harris thinks she is.

whatever, i laughed and after a couple of listens digital ash in a digital urn is a strong record.

michelle kennedy-oberst.