bumrape

8:31am.

stopped for a train on my way into south edmonton common where i was dropping my sister at work:

michelle: (as the train passes and the barriers begin to lift) i've always wanted to ride the rails...*wishful sigh*

rachel: you'd get bum raped.

michelle: what?!

rachel: yeah, the homeless guys...

michelle: and why wouldn't they just rape me the normal way? vaginally?

rachel: because a lot of them are gay.

michelle: what?

rachel: a lot of them are gay and want to have bum sex.

michelle: rachel, homosexuality is not about a desire for anal sex it's about the desire for someone of the same biological sex as you...and hun, there are a lot of straight guys who really like anal sex too...

rachel: yeah, i have no idea what i'm talking about.

michelle: obviously!

my sister's funny sometimes...especially when she doesn't think before she speaks.

thank fucking christ i can sleep in tomorrow.

michelle.