Saturday, June 11, 2005

to all those in possession of a penis

dear biologically superior human beings,

i am so sorry that i am at the will of your masculine energy, can you ever forgive me? if you can't please simply fuck me into submission. that's probably easier for us both and that way we aren't forced to communicate.

at your will,

michelle n. kennedy


HA HA HA! alright boys here's the deal:

1) just because i flirt with you doesn't mean i am going to fuck you.
2) just because i tease a little and we talk dirty doesn't mean i'm a sure thing.
3) just because you have tattoos and/or piercings and/or play guitar doesn't mean that i am begging for it.
4) JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A COCK DOES NOT MEAN I WANT IT INSIDE ME.

don't me mad, it's probably something you did but something that can't be undone and please, please, please don't try to guilt trip me after i don't fall all over myself to fuck you...surprise surprise, that actually makes me want you LESS!

ugh, boys are such stupid fucks sometimes!

michelle, grrr...

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

way to sock it to billy vassi.

THAT'S RIGHT, BILLY VASSI, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU!

Anonymous said...

also, consider yourself zinged.

Anonymous said...

I missed something here.





I thought ALL girls were a sure thing. You know, cuz I'm seeeeeewwww HAWT LOL OMG!1!!!!

michelle. said...

ah jeff...you're missing the funniest saga ever...michelle kennedy vs. billy vassi...round, like, 7 or 8. it's INSANE...i'll have to tell you about it sometime...

Anonymous said...

Seriously? Is it on Indecline? Or in the scary REAL WORLD?

michelle. said...

a bit of both with a little msn thrown in for good measure.

Anonymous said...

Odd. I used to jam with Billy, and he seemed like an alright guy. Granted, I only jammed with him twice til I lost interest.

michelle. said...

he might be nice or whatever but he seems to be the boy version of the girls you've been meeting of late...

Anonymous said...

Yea, don't get me wrong; I'm not defending him. If he's anything like his indelcine persona, he'd piss me off too.