i SUCK ass at bowling...like hardcore. i'm just bad at it. we played two games on saturday night and i had a combined score of somewhere around 110. people who are good can score up to 300 in ONE game! it would take me SIX to even come close to that...man, i suck at sports!
saturday evening was my friend lindsay's birthday and as her maid of honour it was my job to plan the stagette. had i been planning it we would have done the following:
1) dinner at a nice restuarant
2) strippers (female)
3) bar after bar after bar consuming as much alcohol as is possible to consume, puking and then going for it again.
4) a long, long taxi ride home: it would long because the cab driver would have to keep stopping so one or all of us could get out and puke some more.
5) sleep...
6) wake up in the morning to a breakfast prepared and served by well hung and well groomed men...
we did only one of those things: dinner.
lindsay does not like the bar, drunk people, puking (in any capacity) or strippers...i planned the stagette she wanted... i will also keep a drink count for those curious...
1) dinner at sicilian pasta kitchen. (drink count: 16 people, 2 bottles of wine, 2 long island ice teas)
2) laser tag (12 people, 0 drinks)
3) bowling (12 people, 6 drinks-only one of which was consumed by the bride to be)
4) board games (7 people, 0 drinks but a LOT of candy!)
5) sleep
6) breakfast at smitty's served by an old lady in a navy blue shirt and black polyester pants
it was still fun though...good clean wholesome fun. i had A glass of wine and A strongbow and did not sleep well due to overconsumption of miss vickies but all in all it was fun.
when (and if) i ever have a stagette it'll be far more the former plan rather than the latter and EVERYONE will be expected to party right along with me until we're all passed out in a ditch somewhere!
shit, who wants to get married so i can do this shit right now?
oh, and i did i mention that the well groomed, well hung men would be naked?
actually, thinking about it again i am not sure if i want to get married so i can have this party...i need to have another friend get married so we can have this party and i can FUCK one of those well groomed and well hung men...:)
m.
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I've never been to a stag party. Ever. But I will be planning my brother's, and ruining Kyle's. Sweet.
Um, is bowling really a sport? My test for "is _____ a sport?" is the following:
"Will ______ help me escape from an angry bear?"
kevin,
what if you hit the bear with a bowling ball? would it be a sport then?
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